Hair Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"...and how would sir like it?"

"Not to worry, what I lack in talent, I make up for in speed."

Operation Chrome Dome.

'I'd like the same hair cut you have.'

Fake hair.

Hairdryer blows man's wig off his head.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

"Just take a little off the top!"

"Wow! - That's some lockdown hair!!"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Open up the Shops!

Toupee in a tin.