Hair Humor Aficionado Pillows

"Your Honor, I ask you – is this the toupee of a successful adulterer?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Be creative...!"

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Operation Chrome Dome.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Georgian head-dress

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

Open up the Shops!

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Toupee in a tin.

Today's Rapunzel

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Bobo's Barber Shop

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"