Hair Humor Aficionado Gifts

"Your Honor, I ask you – is this the toupee of a successful adulterer?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Operation Chrome Dome.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Georgian head-dress

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Open up the Shops!

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Toupee in a tin.

Today's Rapunzel

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

Bobo's Barber Shop

''Just face it - you're going bald.'