Hat Humor Fan Pillows

Steam makes the hat go floppy.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Greenfingers.

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

The Snooze Bar.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

Tequila Mockingbird

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Girl in cow onesie.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

The Bearskin Hat Family

No, I don

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

The bird feeder.

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation