Hat Hair Humorists Pillows

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Centurion in a Shower

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'