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"I think my hat hair is pretty bad, but I won't know how bad until spring."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Bald Man Overcomb

Operation Chrome Dome.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Toupee in a tin.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Bobo's Barber Shop

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

The Knitwit...

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."