Hat Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"HATS...Us Mexicans are supposed to dance on our hats!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Cariactures

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Do Not Resuscitate

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Selling lemon latt�

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Cannonball!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays