Funny Hat Enthusiasts Pillows

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

Why would a dog wear a hat?

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Brazilian Blow dry

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Australian Mobile Bar

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Hat Wars.

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'