Funny Hat Collector Pillows

What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a man ordering coffee before? Best. Dad. Ever. I'll also have a raspberry muffin. What? Reason #7 not to have kids.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Ball as water-melon.

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

Swells - Men's Fashion

Hombre's Best Friend.

Western Outfitters.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Victorian Gentleman

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I know your mother."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'Look a huge bird!'

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

They will too notice.

A day at the races