Funny Hat Collector Pillows

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Ball as water-melon.

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Western Outfitters.

Victorian Gentleman

Hombre's Best Friend.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I know your mother."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A day at the races

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.