Collecting Hats Pillows

"That was funny like a thousand miles ago."

One Size Fits All

"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate."

Royal Ascot

Novelty headgear never fails to help soften the blow of nasty criticism.

'Quick, grab him. There's a price on his head.'

American cowboy

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'Child resistant cap'

Alarming effect produced by imprudently trying the hat and table moving experiment.

'He only became an umpire to hide his bald spot and his beer gut!'

"Do you think this Vietnamese pot-bellied pigskin beret is a little retro-chic?" "umm, no I think it's a little hat"

'What raccoon hat?'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Hip!'

I'm writing you two tickets: One for your driving and one for your beret.

"Morning, E.J. Great hat."

"If I may say so, sir, that chapeau makes you look like one tough hombre!"

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

"It's a fez, Chief. It's going to be my trademark."

Hat in Hand

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"And were you wearing that particular hat on the night of the murder?"

They will too notice.

My hat? It stands for "What would Freud do?" WWFD? ?

Does that little thing on the top of your beret have a name, Al? "Wilbur." I can't believe you got that out of me.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Chapeaux!

"Nice Panama hat!"

American Evolution

"It's my turn!"

"I'm charging you with a non-crime hat incident!"