Collecting Hats Prints

"That was funny like a thousand miles ago."

One Size Fits All

"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate."

Royal Ascot

Novelty headgear never fails to help soften the blow of nasty criticism.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Alarming effect produced by imprudently trying the hat and table moving experiment.

American cowboy

'Quick, grab him. There's a price on his head.'

Seconds--9 1/2 Gallon Hats 60% off.

'He only became an umpire to hide his bald spot and his beer gut!'

'Child resistant cap'

"Do you think this Vietnamese pot-bellied pigskin beret is a little retro-chic?" "umm, no I think it's a little hat"

'What raccoon hat?'

'Hip!'

"Morning, E.J. Great hat."

Ed's Salary Cap

"If I may say so, sir, that chapeau makes you look like one tough hombre!"

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"It's a fez, Chief. It's going to be my trademark."

Hat in Hand

Weather vane man chases hat.

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I'm charging you with a non-crime hat incident!"

"After all the fines, they let you keep that?"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"It's my turn!"

American Evolution

"Nice Panama hat!"

"Ahem."