Whimsical Hat Enthusiast Pillows

'You grab her silly hat and I'll lick his crotch.'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Ask A Silly Question.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

Hat Wars.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

"Dude, ya hat's on backwards."

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

A Woman's Conquests.

"Well, that gut has the cool hat, but the other guy is actually cooking."