Whimsical Hat Enthusiast Gifts

'You grab her silly hat and I'll lick his crotch.'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

Ask A Silly Question.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Hat Wars.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

They will too notice.

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

A Woman's Conquests.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'