Whimsical Hat Collector Gifts

'I'm going to scratch you so hard when you fall asleep.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

Mixed Doubles.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Rocking Horse

"Beanirrito"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Dreams I have had...

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Phoenix

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Vincent Van Goat.

Western Outfitters.

ATM withdrawal

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I know your mother."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'