Whimsical Hat Collector Mugs

'I'm going to scratch you so hard when you fall asleep.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

Mixed Doubles.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Rocking Horse

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Beanirrito"

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Phoenix

Dreams I have had...

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Vincent Van Goat.

Western Outfitters.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

ATM withdrawal

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

"I know your mother."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Factory Recall Unicorn.