Quirky Hat Collectors Mugs

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Toadstools

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

Piranhaclaus

"Beanirrito"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Western Outfitters.

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I know your mother."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"