Quirky Hat Collector Mugs

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"You probably shouldn't hang around outside her window so much."

A man with fly-paper wrapped around his hat.

Sushi hats

"I'm snow-bored!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Toadstools

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

An Unexpected Guest.

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Piranhaclaus

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"Beanirrito"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Scarf puts hat back on.