Magic Hat Collector Gifts

"We can't be the only three."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Hombre's Best Friend.

Western Outfitters.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Victorian Gentleman

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I know your mother."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Mice playing double bass

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

They will too notice.

A day at the races

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.