Magic Hat Collector T-Shirts

"We can't be the only three."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Western Outfitters.

Hombre's Best Friend.

Victorian Gentleman

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I know your mother."

Mice playing double bass

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A day at the races

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."