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"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Moustached gentleman

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Hombre's Best Friend.

Western Outfitters.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Victorian Gentleman

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I know your mother."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'

They will too notice.

A day at the races

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

"And were you wearing that particular hat on the night of the murder?"

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."