Party Hat Lover T-Shirts

"I was respectful of religion once. I found it did not suit me. So I vowed to never do it again."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Canape?

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A Woman Holding Canapes

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."