Playful Party Enthusiast T-Shirts

Pinata hit in back coughs up candy.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Green Balloon

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A man looks up at the earth

A Woman Holding Canapes

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."