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"Sometimes, I think there's a party going on somewhere, and I'm not invited."

"It's Olive isn't it?"

"I'm sorry, ladies, was this man bothering you?"

'Christmas is such a special time of the year, isn't it?' (Drunk with Santa hat sick on her shoulder)

'Mr Snail Darter! Any relation to the little fellow making the headlines a few years ago?'

'Rodney doesn't mingle so much as rotates!'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'Excuse me, coming through.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Green Balloon

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Prosecco

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."