Party Life T-Shirts

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

Man falling over whilst dancing

'Not, 'Leg.' Russell suffers from 'Restless Foot-In-Mouth Syndrome'.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers

Shaken not stirred

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

A Woman Holding Canapes

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Prosecco

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'