Party Life Pillows

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

Man falling over whilst dancing

'Wine improves my judgement. The urge to choke you lessens after a couple glasses of Chardonnay.'

'Not, 'Leg.' Russell suffers from 'Restless Foot-In-Mouth Syndrome'.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Over the hill

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"I, TikTok."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Beers

Shaken not stirred

Karataoke

A Woman Holding Canapes

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Whine and cheezed party."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Prosecco

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!