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"Lately, I've been channelling all my sexual energy into sex."

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Laughingstock

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

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Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."