"Lately, I've been channelling all my sexual energy into sex."
Party Life Commentator Gifts
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"Nation-building never works."
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Opportunities in Coronatimes
Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.
"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?
Laughingstock
Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.
Trump Poutine
Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'
"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."
Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me
"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."
'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'
A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.
Tearing up the Iran Deal
"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."
"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"
"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"
"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."
"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."
"AI chat bot"
America Finally Solves the Gun Problem
"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."
Party Life Commentator Gifts Collection
Party Life Commentator Mugs
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Party Life Commentator Pillows
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Party Life Commentator Prints
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Party Life Commentator T-Shirts
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