Party Life Critic Gifts

'And I got that one for being a stupid white man.'

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Trump secret police

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Why do you hate the media?

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

The Canary in the Coal Mine

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Elderly People

Demonic Repossession.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

State of the Union

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

The Art of Misdirection

Republicans Have To Cheat in Order Remain a Viable Party