Progressives to Conservatives: You Hate Liberals For All The Wrong Reasons
Party Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your party critic friend? Our creative collection offers humorous mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that cheer on their love for lively gatherings and candid reviews. These products are designed to bring a smile to their face and add a playful touch to their space. Whether they love to critique every detail or simply enjoy the buzz of a good bash, find something that celebrates their lively personality and sharp wit.
"Don't you hate these minimalist's do's"
'I knew I shouldn't have come. That Maximus, throws the worst orgies!'
"It kill's me! He's unemployed, dim witted and penniless too!"
"Welcome to the future"
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'
Reading my Critics
UK border controls relaxed.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."
"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."
"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"
Trump secret police
"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."
'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'
'It's cutting edge theatre.'
Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"
"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."
"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"
This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!
A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.
"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."
"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."
"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."
The wrecking crew!
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'
Why do you hate the media?
A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'
Party Critic Gifts Collection
Party Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for party critics, perfect for their morning coffee or evening tipple—humorous, sharp, and fun!
Party Critic Pillows
Browse our playful pillows that celebrate the party critic's lively spirit. Perfect for adding humor to their living space.
Party Critic Prints
Check out our eye-catching prints that suit the party critic's creative and humorous style—great for decorating any space with personality.
Party Critic T-Shirts
Find hilarious and clever t-shirts for party critics that combine comfort with personality. Ideal for casual wear and making a statement.