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Progressives to Conservatives: You Hate Liberals For All The Wrong Reasons

"Don't you hate these minimalist's do's"

'I knew I shouldn't have come. That Maximus, throws the worst orgies!'

"It kill's me! He's unemployed, dim witted and penniless too!"

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

UK border controls relaxed.

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Trump secret police

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

The wrecking crew!

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Why do you hate the media?

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'