Party Life Architect Gifts

"I win. I win."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Snow Bridge.

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'Wine improves my judgement. The urge to choke you lessens after a couple glasses of Chardonnay.'

Amusing patients: Photocopier burns

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'She's laughing at his jokes not because he's clever but because she is. . .'

"It's Olive isn't it?"

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"I only drink to be sociable. . . if it's any of your business!"

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'Oh yes, everyone likes him, he's not intelligent enough to make enemies.'

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

Mel forgets to zip up his fanny pack before breakdancing.

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

'Maybe we should think about losing some weight!'

'This wine is so good it makes even you interesting.'

'You've had enough to drink when you feel sophisticated and can't pronounce it.'

Over the hill

Mr. Popularity.

'Christmas is such a special time of the year, isn't it?' (Drunk with Santa hat sick on her shoulder)