Party Life Architect T-Shirts

"I win. I win."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Snow Bridge.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

Amusing patients: Photocopier burns

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"It's Olive isn't it?"

'She's laughing at his jokes not because he's clever but because she is. . .'

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"I only drink to be sociable. . . if it's any of your business!"

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'Oh yes, everyone likes him, he's not intelligent enough to make enemies.'

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Mel forgets to zip up his fanny pack before breakdancing.

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

'Maybe we should think about losing some weight!'

@Village

'You've had enough to drink when you feel sophisticated and can't pronounce it.'

'Programmers at a cocktail party.'

Mr. Popularity.