Fun Architect T-Shirts

Lego Haircut

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Luggage Mom

"I like to stay on top of things."

Snow Bridge.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Comedy Rule

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Tragedy and Material

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

"OK, who's the joker?"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

Fire Escapes

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."