Playful Architect T-Shirts

Building Problem

"All right... cut it out, you guys! Get back to work!"

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"It may be a sack of bricks to you, but to me, it's the culmination of lifetime of practice."

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Snow Bridge.

"Your sculpture displays a high degree of snowmanship ... "

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Lego Haircut

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

The Sculptor

Luggage Mom

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'It's a self-build.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Arrow Church

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

All British Space Mission

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'