Playful Architect T-Shirts

Building Problem

"All right... cut it out, you guys! Get back to work!"

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"It may be a sack of bricks to you, but to me, it's the culmination of lifetime of practice."

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Snow Bridge.

"Your sculpture displays a high degree of snowmanship ... "

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Lego Haircut

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Luggage Mom

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

The Sculptor

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Arrow Church

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

All British Space Mission

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"