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"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Snow Bridge.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Town Planning Department

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Shoe house.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Arctic Snails.

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Arrow Church

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'Design brief.'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

All British Space Mission

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

Fire Escapes

"OK, who's the joker?"

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Frank Lloyd Wrong"

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'