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"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Snow Bridge.

Town Planning Department

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Shoe house.

Arctic Snails.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Arrow Church

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'Design brief.'

Fire Escapes

"OK, who's the joker?"

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

All British Space Mission

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

"Frank Lloyd Wrong"

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

Future site of the aquarium.