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'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Building Sandcastles.

Lego Haircut

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Luggage Mom

Swing

Constructing your own prison!

"I like to stay on top of things."

"He lives in a block of flats"

Snow Bridge.

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Switchback Playground.

"Just a drop."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Fire Escapes

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"