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'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Building Sandcastles.

Young Picasso at the Beach

Lego Haircut

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Swing

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Luggage Mom

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Constructing your own prison!

"He lives in a block of flats"

Snow Bridge.

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'It's a self-build.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Just a drop."

Switchback Playground.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

Fire Escapes

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May