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'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

'Can I borrow it to go to Mars?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Tree house.

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Swing

Constructing your own prison!

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

twist building

Switchback Playground.

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

'We don't get many calls for rocket scientists. The closest thing we'd have is a job running the rocket ride at Kiddieland.'

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

'A grass box for the children is a wonderful idea.'

"Beats me how it works... but if you sit here long enough a little snack pops out."

"I was against Russo-Disneyland from the start."

'Where are we supposed to play now?'

'It grows during the night. One day it'll cover the planet, and we'll live in a giant jungle gym.'

'Be careful near the jungle jim.'

'Looks like the council might have over-engineered the safety surface.'

"I don't know, but lately I've been thinking outside the sandbox!"

'Sandstorm!'

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

"Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid."

'This is the one the consultants felt had the greatest urban theme park potential.'

'It's all set. Now help me catch my sister.'