Amusement Park Designer T-Shirts

It was originally an amusement park thrill ride, but then they found it also has military applications.

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

'Can I borrow it to go to Mars?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Tree house.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Swing

Constructing your own prison!

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

twist building

Switchback Playground.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

"Beats me how it works... but if you sit here long enough a little snack pops out."

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

'A grass box for the children is a wonderful idea.'

@susie # You're it.

'We don't get many calls for rocket scientists. The closest thing we'd have is a job running the rocket ride at Kiddieland.'

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

"I was against Russo-Disneyland from the start."

'Where are we supposed to play now?'

'Be careful near the jungle jim.'

Never underestimate the power of parents in groups. Built by the Stonehenge Playground Committee.

'It grows during the night. One day it'll cover the planet, and we'll live in a giant jungle gym.'

'Looks like the council might have over-engineered the safety surface.'

"I don't know, but lately I've been thinking outside the sandbox!"

"Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid."

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"