Playground Architect T-Shirts

Switchback Playground.

'Sandstorm!'

Constructing your own prison!

'It grows during the night. One day it'll cover the planet, and we'll live in a giant jungle gym.'

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Swingset too close to the fence.

Swing

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Tree house.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

Office Park

Caution: use only under child supervison

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Yo Yo Tricks.