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'It's all set. Now help me catch my sister.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Tree house.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Caution: use only under child supervison

Swing

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Office Park

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Constructing your own prison!

Turn Down For What.

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Fade to black...

Multisports

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'