Playground Builder T-Shirts

Caution: use only under child supervison

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Tree house.

"This never happened."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Ready Mum?'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

Swing

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Little boys

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"