Playground Architects T-Shirts

Never underestimate the power of parents in groups. Built by the Stonehenge Playground Committee.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Tree house.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

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Swing

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Constructing your own prison!

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Fade to black...

Spider's Web Trampoline

Little boys

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Riding the statue.

Switchback Playground.

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Little Mountaineers

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"