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"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Tree house.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

What can I play?

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Caution: use only under child supervison

Swing

David Hockney

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Constructing your own prison!

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Switchback Playground.

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

David Hockney

Turandot

David Hockney

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Tarnhelm

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"As a commitment to the environment it comes with its own wind turbine."

"I'm sorry, he's just left the stage. May I take a message?"

"Beats me how it works... but if you sit here long enough a little snack pops out."

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'