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"Mom got the house."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This never happened."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Tree house.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

What can I play?

Caution: use only under child supervison

Swing

Converted Parking Garage

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Little boys

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

3D Theatre

Riding the statue.

"It must be still charging."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

Switchback Playground.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'