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'Your dad might be stronger, but my dad's smarter.'

"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."

'It's broken.'

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

'Sure, it's all fun and games until someone loses an iPhone.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'Budget cuts have forced NASA to find alternative training methods.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Look, Mom - first sign of swing!'

The Bad Girls Always Hung Out Near The Mood Swings

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

Animals on a see-saw.

Fat guy on a seesaw.

"Get lost! You can't play with us!"

"Hi-yah!"

Children Sliding into an Alligator/Crocodile's Mouth

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Come on, I did it for you..."

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

'Fair is fair, Amanda. Now push me already.'

Time and money on a seesaw are equals.

A rocket to the Moon

'Higher!'

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

'Frankly, I don't mind my husband spending time in bars: As long as they're Monkey-Bars of course...'

Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.

Quicksandbox

Skeleton at the End of Hop-Scotch.

'As this slide indicates, sometimes identifying genes is, in fact, quite easy.'

When no one is looking the snakes come out to play.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Oh, we know each other from the womb."

"You know kids love boundaries, Dad."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."