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"Girls! Stop fighting over the friendship bracelets."

'Well, I don't know if it's the greatest. But it's definitely one of the greatest seesaw battles I've ever witnessed.'

'Don't look at me...'

How can I compete? The guy can burp the alphabet

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'He's the only kid I know who can peel an orange in his pocket.'

'I can see your udder-wear.'

Hopscotch leading to a basketball hoop.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Sorry, I would love to skip rope with you, but it's a fact of Nature: Elephants can't jump...'

'Everyone go long and... um... oh yeah. Rusty will stay back and block.'

Hopscotch

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"This never happened."

Swinging

Tree house.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"First snowman?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Ready Mum?'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Imagination