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Group of people lift elephant on seesaw

'It's broken.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

'Sure, it's all fun and games until someone loses an iPhone.'

Modern playground games.

"You can't come out and play because you have to tidy your room? Man, it's time you cut the apron strings."

'Looks like Joanie lost another turtle.'

'Budget cuts have forced NASA to find alternative training methods.'

"Mom! You're embarrassing me!"

Skipping

Animals on a see-saw.

See saw

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

'I like hanging out with you, Victoria!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Hang in there, Sandra. In a few years we'll be tormenting them.'

La Brea Ball Pits

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"

A rocket to the Moon

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

'Frankly, I don't mind my husband spending time in bars: As long as they're Monkey-Bars of course...'

You Have One New Friend Request

"You know kids love boundaries, Dad."

"Having kids is keeping me young and making me old."

Converted Parking Garage

"Erza, I'm not inviting you to my birthday party, because our relationship is no longer satisfying to my needs."

Underwear Swings.

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"We've done a lot of important playing here today."

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

Cow plays on seesaw.

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."