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A man confronts his lost youth.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"A little help, please."

"This never happened."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Tree house.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing games

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Caution: use only under child supervison

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Mood Swings.