Playground Visits Pillows

A man confronts his lost youth.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This never happened."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Tree house.

"A little help, please."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Ready Mum?'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Children playing games

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Office Park

Caution: use only under child supervison

Converted Parking Garage

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'