Playground Frequenter Pillows

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Tree house.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"This never happened."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

Swing

Caution: use only under child supervison

Office Park

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Turn Down For What.

Little boys

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

The First National Sand Bank.