Park Frequenter Pillows

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. Someone with peanuts."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The High Line at Giza

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Life's a Bench.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Psychiatry in the Park

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"I know. I miss him, too."

Moms gone wild

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"He ran out of pee."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

Whittlers Mother